Oh my God, have you seen this? Tulsi Gabbard — yes, that Tulsi, the Hawaiian surfer chick now reborn as Trump’s ferocious Director of National Intelligence — just napalmed the Obama years with a social media megathread for the ages. DNI Gabbard lit up X with a fever-dream flowchart of corruption, red strings and arrows everywhere, titled “Creation of the Russia Hoax.”
If you’re a blue-haired MSNBC addict, clutch your soy latte. This is Pandora’s Box, contents: rage, receipts, and whatever’s left of James Comey’s reputation. We’re not talking politics, we’re talking scam of the century, Vatican indulgence levels, all supposedly backed by declassified docs, whistleblowers, and emails that make Hillary’s server look like a kid’s diary.
July 19, 2025: The Timeline Goes Thermonuclear
Setting: Trump’s back, probably golfing with Elon Musk. The economy? Boom times. The border? Allegedly, immigrants are building the wall to get in on the jobs. Then WHAM — Gabbard drops her bomb:
“Americans will finally learn the truth about how in 2016, intelligence was politicized and weaponized…to lay the groundwork for what was essentially a years-long coup against President @realDonaldTrump.”
She said “coup,” not “investigation.” Coup.
Flowchart of Treason
Top of the Chart:
“Real Intel Assessment”: Russia & hackers did not hack the election infrastructure.
December 6: Key White House briefing yanked because it “contradicted the Russia Hoax narrative.”
December 9: Secret meeting at the White House — Comey, Brennan, Clapper, the full clown car. A “new assessment” ordered, now the election was hacked.
And then, the leaks:
Deep State to WaPo, NYT, NBC: “Russia Helps Trump!” “Putin Personally Involved!”
Propaganda everywhere, spreading faster than COVID at a Wuhan wet market.
Bottom of the Chart: “Fake Weaponized Assessment.” Suppressed intel, now it’s a “RUSSIA HOAX” circled in hostile red crayon.
Rage, Recaps & Rants — Let’s Break It Down
Channeling Tim Dillon here… If you didn’t mainline Rachel Maddow’s tears, this should all sound familiar.
Mueller report: $32 million, 448 pages, zero collusion. Russian memes? Sure, but no evidence of Trump team conspiracy.
Senate 2020: Contacts between Trump world and Russians = “counterintelligence threat” but not collusion. Manafort may be sketchy — but it was Netflix passwords, not Watergate.
FBI: Indicted 12 Russian hackers, but never extradited. Why? Theatrics.
Actual hoax: FBI used the “pee tape” Steele dossier (oppo from Hillary) to spy on Carter Page.
Durham Report (2023):
FBI botched everything, ignored evidence, let Hillary’s opposition research kick off Crossfire Hurricane.
Media? Spinning “like figure skaters on meth.” Even PBS admits: Russia interfered, but collusion? Still the great ghost.
Gabbard's Receipts: Timeline of a Coup
Pre-election: IC consensus — Russia lacked intent and capability.
Post-Trump win: The story flips. December 8: IC concludes “Russia did not impact U.S. election results” — report buried.
December 9: Obama orders a supercharged “Russia hacked for Trump” assessment.
January 6, 2017: Clapper unveils weaponized ICA, uses Steele dossier.
Whistleblowers: Confirm Brennan & Clapper pushed phony tales.
Gabbard: Calls it a “treasonous conspiracy,” hands docs to DOJ. Prosecutions incoming.
X Reactions: Flaming Chaos
@WallStreetApes: “The only thing we want is PRISON SENTENCES. Lock up Barack Obama.”
@GuntherEagleman: “Tip of the iceberg. Penetrate and prosecute.”
Left-leaners: “No hoax—Senate report!” “Manafort went to jail!” (for unrelated tax fraud)
@Ty_Clevenger: “The bottom has fallen out of the whole Russian collusion thesis.”
Skeptics: Yes, Russia interfered, but no proof it flipped votes.
Roll Call: Deep State & Media Clowns
Obama: Hope-and-change icon, now a marionette-stringing puppetmaster.
Brennan: Bald ghoul, burying contrarian intel.
Clapper: Lying about NSA spying, deploying conspiracy.
Comey: Leaks like a sieve.
Media: NBC, NYT — complicit enablers. Anonymous sources = Obama’s flunkies.
Tangent: Even Watergate Looks Tame
Nixon had tapes. Obama? The entire NSA surveillance state. Edward Snowden’s PRISM? Now weaponized against Trump. Oh, and McConnell tried to torpedo Gabbard’s confirmation — makes sense, he’s “deep state” in a turtle shell. Epstein files drifting across the news? Gabbard says it’s all connected: blackmail, honeypots, Russia hoaxes, Ukraine grifts. The rot goes all the way down.
Unvarnished Take (Sorry, Not Sorry)
The left: “Conspiracy theory!” Even the Cato Institute admits Durham vindicated Trump on process.
No collusion charges. Russian interference? Sure, but we’re talking $100K Facebook ads against campaigns burning billions.
Real interference: The deep state sabotaging a presidency.
What Next?
Prosecute Obama? Executive privilege shields him, like Hillary. Gabbard demands accountability for all, but the bureaucracy remains infested.
Trump’s options? “Fire 50,000 bureaucrats on Day One.”
This rant? Pure catharsis. The hoax? Now, officially a matter of public record.
America, Wake Up
Your government’s a mafia in suits. Tulsi, keep surfing those waves of justice.
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