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Oh, for the love of all that’s holy, gather ‘round, people, because I’m about to go off like a Roman candle in a fireworks factory. We’re diving headfirst into the socialist sewer swallowing New York City whole. The villain of this tragicomedy? Zohran Mamdani, the DSA’s poster child, who’s less a politician and more a walking fever dream of Che Guevara meets a trust fund kid rapping about revolution.
Grab your artisanal kale smoothies, because we’re ripping the lid off the left’s psychotic obsession with anti-Zionism a reheated Soviet turd sandwich poisoning minds since the Cold War, and Mamdani’s chowing down like it’s his last meal.
As of July 14, 2025, Zohran Mamdani, that fresh-faced democratic socialist from Queens who's been marinating in his dad's radical academia, has locked down the Democratic nomination after steamrolling Andrew Cuomo in the primary. Now Cuomo's throwing a tantrum and going third-party, which means Mamdani's got a straight shot at City Hall unless some miracle happens.
The Soviet Zombie Propaganda Machine
Massive props to Caroline Glick and Izabella Tabarovsky for blowing this wide open. I caught Glick’s August 2024 interview with Tabarovsky on The Caroline Glick Show, and it hit me like a freight train full of red pills. Tabarovsky, who clawed her way out of the USSR in ‘89 because of rampant Jew-hate disguised as anti-Zionism, lays it bare: this crap isn’t new.
It’s zombie propaganda shambling out of Moscow’s grave, and the radical left can’t get enough. Back in ‘67, after Israel wiped the floor with Soviet puppet states in the Six-Day War, the Kremlin lost its mind.
Stalin’s heirs cooked up a narrative: Zionism isn’t Jewish self-determination; it’s racism, colonialism, Nazism on steroids. They pumped it through the KGB, fake news agencies, and third-world suck-ups like Mahmoud Abbas, who got his PhD in Holocaust denial courtesy of Soviet handlers.
The Soviets weren’t just hating Jews for no reason—it was a strategic move to weaken America. Link Israel to imperialism, and suddenly the U.S. looks like the villain supporting genocide. Glick nails it: this is cultural Marxism on steroids, damaging Western values by turning heroes into villains. Let’s dive into the detailed KGB history, because Moscow was the epicenter of this mind control operation. We’re talking about KGB University, where third-world communist leaders like Patrice Lumumba and Abbas received corrupted education.
Abbas also led the Palestinian-Soviet Friendship Society, which served as a front for disseminating anti-Zionist propaganda across the Arab world. The KGB utilized the Novosti news agency as a cover for officers expelled from Western nations for espionage while globally spreading propaganda. The Central Committee's International Department, overseen by individuals like Ponomaryov, managed “zionologists”—a group of about a dozen academics at various institutes, all connected to the KGB, who produced false allegations of Zionist conspiracies. These weren’t amateur podcasters like Martyr Made or Dan Bilzerian; they were state-sponsored operatives who combined Nazi and Arab myths to depict Jews as racist imperialists, often misquoting Herzl and Jabotinsky.
The Soviets threw massive resources into conferences and journals, conferring prestige on figures who embraced this anti-Zionist nonsense. Take Angela Davis—her fame in the ‘70s owed much to Soviet propaganda. They gave her the royal treatment during her 1972 tour of socialist countries, propping her up to parrot lines about Zionism as racism.
Then they’d feed it back into echo chambers: “Look, great communist leader Angela Davis agrees with us!” Circular referencing at its finest, making it seem like every respected group was on board. They tailored the propaganda for different audiences: for African countries, Israel was an apartheid state—a trope that exploded in the ‘60s with genocide accusations. For Europeans, with fresh memories of World War II, Zionists were equated with Nazis, pulling from neo-Nazi myths that Jews orchestrated the Holocaust against themselves. Tabarovsky explains how this hybrid hate, borrowing from far-right thought but couched in far-left language, persists today.
Free Angela Davis!" Firsanovka Sports and recreation camp, USSR, 1971
The motivations? Twofold. Foreign policy: Israel’s ‘67 victory was a defeat for Soviet Arab allies like Egypt, leading to a conspiracist view that Zionism was a global enemy controlling America and the media—tropes straight from The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, but slapped with a Zionist label. Domestically: Soviet Jews, awakened by Israel’s win, started agitating for immigration, sparking the refusenik movement. Terrified of internal instability and convinced external forces were coordinating it, the Soviets ramped up the propaganda. In 1970, Soviet ambassador Anatoly Dobrynin reported to his superiors about Zionist influence in Washington, and they instructed him to fight it by meeting congressmen, explaining Zionism’s “dangers,” and creating splits between anti-Zionist and Zionist Jews. All to undermine détente and the Jackson-Vanik Amendment, which tied U.S.-Soviet trade to Jewish emigration rights.
Mamdani: The Soviet Script’s NYC Star
Fast forward to 2025, and the left’s hooked worse than a junkie in a fentanyl den. Why? It lets them virtue-signal while dismantling everything good. Facts about Gaza? Who needs ‘em when you’ve got chants like “from the river to the sea,” echoing Soviet smears? The KGB’s fingerprints are everywhere, from conferences propping up useful idiots like Angela Davis to journals amplifying their voices. And holy hell, look at NYC—it’s ground zero for this madness. Enter Zohran Mamdani, the Ugandan-born, Yale-polished socialist who squeaked through the June primary on a wave of Soros cash and DSA fairy dust. He’s the Democratic nominee, polling ahead of has-beens like Cuomo, with a platform straight out of a Soviet revival: tax the rich into oblivion, freeze rents till landlords go bankrupt, defund cops for social workers on domestic violence calls—like, what, are they gonna hug the abusers?
But the real rot is Mamdani’s anti-Zionism fetish. This guy’s been leading “globalize the intifada” rallies, twisting the Warsaw Ghetto uprising into pro-Palestine propaganda, and boycotting Israel while schmoozing with CAIR types who cozy up to Hamas. Congressional Dems are freaking out, Jewish leaders warn of a mass exodus if he wins, and his resurfaced rap about the Holy Land Five—literal Hamas funders—has everyone wondering if he’s auditioning for a terrorist mixtape. Mamdani’s no grassroots hero; he’s a nepo baby deluxe. Born to a famous filmmaker mom and Columbia prof dad, he grew up in a $1.9 million Chelsea loft, attended $66K-a-year private schools, and now preaches socialism from his Astoria rental. Privileged? Hell yeah—he admits it, but then mocks Hanukkah and fakes Black cred for clout. His campaign’s drowning in $34 million from Soros fronts, the same globalist goons bankrolling chaos from San Francisco to Chicago.
Under Mamdani, NYC becomes a testing ground for “equity” policies: city-run groceries resemble East Berlin, climate taxes and reparations that penalize others. Crime? He risks demoralizing the NYPD further, potentially turning streets into chaotic zones. Regarding Israel? Instead of support, he labels Zionism as evil, echoing Soviet-era fears from Tabarovsky’s narratives. Mondoweiss celebrates his victory as “the end of Israel’s central role in U.S. politics”—implying Jewish voters might be lost. This mirrors a KGB-inspired narrative, with Mamdani mirroring Moscow’s old tropes that Zionism is a global threat linked to U.S. imperialism, just as the Soviets portrayed after 1967 to suppress refuseniks and Arab lobbies.
More from his record: he co-founded a Bowdoin SJP chapter that defended a convicted terrorist deported for immigration fraud. He urged Ben & Jerry’s to boycott Israeli settlements, and his father sits on the council of an anti-Israel group tied to terror sympathizers. Mamdani “qualifies” Israel’s right to exist but accuses it of apartheid, colonialism, and military occupation, pledging solidarity with Palestinians through the DSA. His ties to groups like Jewish Voice for Peace Action fuel anti-Zionist incidents, up 68% linked to Israel-based antisemitism. Critics call him antisemitic; he claims he’s holding Israel accountable, yet refuses bipartisan trips and resolutions honoring Israel’s founding.
Wake Up, New York
Folks, the left’s anti-Zionism addiction is a gateway drug to total collapse. Tabarovsky fled it in the USSR. Glick fights it in Israel. Here in NYC, it’s Mamdani’s poison pill, wrapped in progressive nonsense. This ain’t comedy—it’s a warning. Wake up, New York, before the zombies eat your brain. Rant over. Now share this.
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